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A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son,” asked the father, “What does that show you?” “Well... 查看详细
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one: “Go home and get the umbrella.” The little turtle replied: “I will, if you don’t drink my coffee.” “We won’t.” the other two promised. Two year... 查看详细
After an English businessman invited a bank president to dinner, he surprisingly found that there was a decrease of 110 pounds in his bank account. When he inquired, he was told that besides the bill he paid for the meal, he must pay the bank president compensation for the two hours and fo... 查看详细
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. “Give the poor man a glass of brandy.” advises a woman. “Give him a heart massage.”says someone else. “No, just give him some brandy.” insists the woman. “Call an ambulance.” yells... 查看详细
One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. “It’s wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn’t it?” The teacher said. “Yes, sir.” said one of the boys, “but it would be ... 查看详细
Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl, and they even had a name picked out. The ultrasound didn’t reveal the baby’s sex, though, and since the expectant father had orders from the Navy to ship out before the due date, he told his wife, “We’d better pick out a boy’s na... 查看详细
There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, “Take your seats, please!” The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two of them got on the train before it moved. ... 查看详细
“Doctor,” she said loudly, bouncing into the room, “I want you to say frankly what"s wrong with me.” He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam,” he said at length, “I"ve just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be... 查看详细
